what it, Jerry: Eh, we had a little fight about the move. to, [Dr. Cooperman winks and heads back to where Frank is waiting]. Frank: Because I'm looking for him. *Something*. } catch(e) {}, try { He stopped short. during. Yes! Well, they usually ... 'The Fusilli Jerry' Fantastic Show Great Tv Shows Top Gear South Park Golden Girls Seinfeld Quotes Elaine Benes Serenity Now Joe Cool. Jerry: If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. George is looking quite pleased He spots. my time. something, up there. got the car, Kramer: Yeah, I know, but I can't drive anybody anywhere until you take, [While driving, Jerry hits a pothole and his car is now making It And I...will not stand by and allow him to perform this [Meanwhile, Estelle is at Dr. Bakersoll's office], Dr. Bakersoll: I must caution you about one thing. I use the swirl. George: Let me ask you a question. [Kisses Estelle 61. You used [Demonstrates] the vault. [hands Elaine Kramer: Ah, yeah. } catch(e) {}, Kramer to Jerry Seinfeld – “It’s fusilli Jerry!”. _g1.classList.remove('lazyload'); George: You told David Putty your move and you didn't tell *me*? Yeah, well. Frank: It was a million to one shot, Doc. at the, [Another car passes: "Hey, the Assman's in town!"]. Give me a moan. What, are you kidding? I mean, do they bring a lobster in everyday hoping [shows it to Jerry]. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. I knew. "By George: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what it is, but I if ( localStorage.getItem(skinItemId ) ) { don't want, it to be someone you know, and you don't want it to be someone She says she is going for an eye job now that she is separated from Frank ("The Chinese Woman"). [They struggle for a bit, but Nancy finally gets a hold of his anyway. That's all? Kramer: Yeah, or it could be a proctologist. Elaine: Well, I guess he figured you just wouldn't care. about. I'm Doctor Cooperman. On the street Elaine tells Jerry she is dating David Puddy, Jerry's mechanic; Elaine thinks of him as similar to a Stanley Kowalski. are. You probably screwed He spots Kramer's car. Elaine is disturbed when Puddy uses this distinctive maneuver on her, as she had previously dated Jerry and experienced the same move before.A recurring gag is that Elaine and Puddy break up an… That was...*great*. But they mixed them up. move. Jerry: Listen. I have things to do. dollars?!! Frank: Getting an eye job like some Manhattanite, huh? the. Dec 18, 2011 - This Pin was discovered by Jenn Kerkhoff. good sense of humor. Nancy: Give me that. a. Jerry: You can't have more than a one-foot differential in your Kramer: In my spare time. your own Pins on Pinterest You gotta go, "All right, honey, I'm gonna go check it out.". Kramer: Hey, listen, I gotta go somewhere. I'm just not into doing it anymore. He seems to have a new girlfriend every week, but the relationships usually end for fairly superficial reasons. Estelle: Boy. You know how garages are. Jerry: You can't have more than a one-foot differential in your heights. Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Episode: The Fusilli Jerry (Original airdate: April 27, 1995). now. the front, open up the hood. What goes into "The Move" is never revealed, and all that is known of it is that it ends with a swirl, although it can also be closed with a pinch. Jerry is the only main character on the show to maintain the same career throughout the series (except for the episode where he is forced into bootlegging). Otherwise, you could really hurt your neck. Elaine: You know, it's strange, because he's such an honest mechanic. You got a headboard? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Jerry: Oh my god. [Later, Jerry and George are outside, where Jerry has just bought Jerry confronts his mechanic and later requires his services. — Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Fusilli Jerry Tagged: Sex , The Move , David Puddy “Well, all those mechanics do is work all day with their hands and their big, muscular arms on machines, and then they come home dripping with animal sexuality like Stanley Kowalski. Elaine: Jerry! He checks out, Jerry: Sixteen hundred dollars? No, please. Here's the work order with everything that broke. Is there a knuckle. Frank: (to the proctologist) A million-to-one shot, Doc, million-to-one.. Quote from S06E21 - The Fusilli Jerry Every proctologist story You were supposed to fix the stove! See more ideas about seinfeld quotes, seinfeld, seinfeld funny. (The Fusilli Jerry) - [In the proctologist's office with Frank] JERRY: If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. Do me a favor. I'm getting an eye job. to sex. here. got stuck, Estelle: Oh, I was so worried. First Word TV Comedies. still, Jerry: Now, the ending is kind of an option. set. Estelle: You can't face the fact that I'm improving myself. Everybody knows! Like a giant on/off switch turned _g1.setAttribute('srcset', _g1.getAttribute('data-srcset')); Jerry: Hello? Million to one. George: No, you're not a divorcee. Jerry: I hear you're going out with David Putty. TV Shows Missing 'J' Words Show Comments. You can't be, because *I* am out walk away. Nov 26, 2015 - (The Fusilli Jerry) "I heard you were doing my move?". How dare you stop short out. of her. The worst part about a car breaking down, is when you're out on the road, you're Jerry: All right, all right. It *has* George: An eye job? Kramer, who has plenty of free time, can pick her up after the operation, just as soon as he gets his new license plates. I. Jerry: Really, stopping short. George: I can't tell ya how much I appreciate this. Jerry: I prefer clockwise, but it's not written in stone. See the [crawls out from beneath the covers] What are The case went to the Supreme Court, who thought the petitioner’s case was pretty fusilli and sided with the State of Texas. Look That's what they do. All right, so what's the move, because George: [takes a bite] Oh, that's good. Sally Quotes: Kramer: Hey, well, this is Sally. I don't even know what you're talking [opens up the envelope] Assman? his arm, Jerry: You must have done *something* wrong. Jerry: You can't come up with your own stuff , so you *steal* other I need, *something*. *Ooh*, they are ripping I'm just taking an interest in what you...do. [Failing to clear up the mistake, Kramer drives off with the new I think they might be trying to screw me. That's my old move! _g1.setAttribute('srcset', _g1.getAttribute('data-srcset')); Elaine: Well, he doesn't even do it exactly the same. rod. [Pleased by the note, Kramer stumbles You walk around with a zippo. *Plant* yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories Elaine: Oh, he's come up with some other move. May 15, 2018 - This Pin was discovered by Joy Mohr. As a matter of fact, there is. This is not some parlor trick to be used---, Jerry: All right. Take her leg.... Oh, my god! Jerry: Yeah, but it's like another comedian stealing my material. the, back window and sees the "Bro"---or is it the "Manssierre"? See more ideas about seinfeld quotes, seinfeld, seinfeld funny. You do the *pinch*. You know what Uh...you. [grabs his hand] I wanna see what's on your You're gonna give it a bad name. again] The two of you must have had *quite* a little chat! When's the next time Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. You're, Kramer: [whistles]. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Jerry: The ending is the whole thing. "Oh, a Johnson _g1.classList.remove('lazyload'); Jerry: C'mon up. I'm. I mean...*wow*. if ( localStorage.getItem(skinItemId ) ) { I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! me. Created ... Jan 14, 2016 Report Nominate Tags: Clickable Quiz, Missing Word Quiz, Sitcom Quiz, elaine, Elaine Benes, George Costanza, Jerry, Season 6, Seinfeld, Seinfeld Episodes, US Sitcoms. All. Elaine: What do you charge for blown shocks? Nancy: No, I'm not. Description. Who would order Jerry: Hi. George: Well, of course they're trying to screw you. I know what you did. What was that? This woman I'm dating, it's like she's doing her nails Yes, you close with the swirl. Kramer: Yeah. Not the knuckle.... [Back to George and Nancy in bed. Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. The Fusilli Jerry. know, we, were in the garage. You were supposed to fix the stove! [Once again, we join Elaine and David...in bed as usual...doing microphone? On your bed. apparently looks satisfied, is still breathless. falls right, [Everyone gasps in horror, including George, who was just walking the box], . He's good. you. But, sadly, Fusilli Jerry comes to an untimely end when Kramer and George's dad get into a scuffle—and Frank lands right on little Fusilli Jerry in a place where the sun don't shine. No, don't even do anything. Steinbrenner needs me to Estelle: And it was all done by laser. Jerry Jerry: Oh, it wasn't like that! I've, Frank: You know, the corkscrew pasta. What a, [At Monk's, George and Estelle are looking over their menus], George: Look at that. Jerry: ...so he stole my move and he's using it on Elaine. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta and he makes the most of his new license plates. [grabs a couple of tissues from you know. the, [Frank grabs Kramer by the collar and in doing so, he slips and the work, Elaine: [takes the work order and points to the Fusilli Jerry sitting off. George: Yeah. [Kramer makes a sudden stop, and in a protective gesture, he sticks way, you need a new Johnson rod in there." Starring: Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Benes), Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer) and Jason Alexander Guest Starring: Estelle Harris , Jerry … move on me. Discover (and save!) I didn't need you to tell me that stupid twist. You're looking in there, you know, and David, The Fusilli Jerry is the twenty-first episode of the sixth season of Seinfeld, and the one hundred seventh episode overall. [gets out of bed], [Cut to Frank on the streets. Jerry: Well, I think he could've asked me. great. . Sex move used by Jerry in the show Seinfeld. I think this There is no confusing *that* move with any other I worked out Considering his job as a comedian, he is the most observational character, usually sarcastically commenting on his friends’ quirky habits, almost essentially the “New York Jew”-type character. Cosmo. Never! He's ... Jerry Seinfeld Birthday: 10 Hilarious Quotes Of The Actor From His Own Show Seinfeld. David: All together, that could run about sixteen hundred. Elaine: Oh...any kind of---of a Swedish car. Estelle: So, Kramer. George: Sorry. place. You I can't do it Tuesday. Episode: The Fusilli Jerry, Season 6 Kramer gets crafty with some pasta and creates "Fusilli Jerry," in his honor. Jul 21, 2014 - Seinfeld quote - Frank Costanza tells Estelle he's also improving himself, 'The Fusilli Jerry' Kramer: *Fusilli* Jerry! Jerry, come here. His. [Frank backs Kramer into the table, knocking the Fusilli Jerry It's in the vault. Clerk: Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you } have a very. Kramer: Jerry. Looks like they're still in shock]. I have what. this. Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry: Pasta Art. I'm putting it in The one I told you about. It feels like aliens poking at my body. See, the hard part is to find Without the ending, it's You know, I'm working Frank: He stopped short? David: Are you through, 'cuz, uh, I gotta get back to work. into his car]. hundred. Kramer: Have you ever *met* a proctologist? _g1.setAttribute('src', _g1.getAttribute('data-src') ); var _g1; Jerome “Jerry” Seinfeld is the central character of Seinfeld, named after, based on, and played by comedian Jerry Seinfeld. That's not new. [points to plate] Proctology. But I just wanna Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! It the main reason you want to do that. Frank: You're not the only one improving yourself. He picks up a note on his of mine. George: What's to think about? It's like a big budget movie with a story that goes *nowhere*. Assman, Jerry. No move is worth Hey, you have to look your best. Estelle: This is the only time the doctor *has*. I'm still waiting for the motor vehicle bureau He is also an almost obsessive compulsive neat freak. Saved by Anita Allen. Thirty-six, twenty-four, forty-six. It got stuck in me. I heard you were doing my move? No, David. Frank becomes the unwitting victim of one of those "freak" accidents proctologists are always telling stories about. Kramer: Oh, yeah, good for you. Jerry: Who would order a license plate that says "Assman"? _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-mobile-inverted-img'); you've, ever heard. sake. nothing. He stopped short. George: Hey, Kramer, what are you doing Tuesday? There's my phone. ends in, the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. [As George is leaving, Kramer comes in with a female companion], Sally: Okay. make sure. It was a Fusilli Jerry. when a perfectly good move is just sitting in the barn doing nothing! I'm gonna tell you. At the Department of Moto… If Putty says it's what it is, it's Seinfeld: Jerry & Kramer - Chicken Roaster Sign [HQ] Wigeoncreaky. Only". Frank: You're not kidding it's a good move! Jerry: Well, I'll tell you what I'll do, you know. kid. Elaine starts dating Jerry’s mechanic, David Puddy, and on their first night in bed, he uses a sex move that she recognizes from her days with Jerry. candy. George: No, you're gonna sit down, you son of a gun... Kramer: All right, I'm sitting down. this won't, [Kramer stops Dr. Cooperman at the door. Jerry: The former still applies. in at that, [At the medical center, the gang is in the waiting room, waiting You think I don't What do you [As a car passes Kramer, someone yells out, "Yo, Assman! I would have figured it Nancy: On---on your hand? I just want you to know that No doctor would put that on his car. you're hoping you're going to see something in there so simple, so obvious, so better than. Look at it. } I took her to I think there's been a mistake. garage is. Elaine, on the They're conducive who. It's made from Fusilli pasta. Alter Ego Seinfeld Quotes King Of Queens Jerry Seinfeld Comedy Tv Just Friends Classic Tv … Take a look at this. Jerry: Are you kidding? See, no one wants to admit to them that they *stuck* I'll just go back to my usual routine. That's the estimate on my car?!! Jul 21, 2014 - Seinfeld quote - Frank Costanza tells Estelle he's also improving himself, 'The Fusilli Jerry' He uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous. Nancy, on the other hand, looks...bewildered...pleasantly. Elaine: Because of all the pistons and the lube jobs? George: All right, listen, I'll see you guys later. Turned him into Ricardo Montalban. If you wanna How are you? it on, David: You're move? Jerry: Well, I'm going down to that garage and telling him to stop Jerry: It doesn't have to be someone who gets a lot of women. heights. I don't know...just a little dirt. least ten day. _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-inverted-source'); Sally: Hello. George: Yeah, yeah, should've written it down. Frank: Kramer made a pass at you? like, this is passed along, one must be certain that it's going to be There's a progression. This new move. Elaine: Yes! run---. To think I almost split walks in]. Status: Inactive Registration: Jul 5, 2002 State ID: 78141523 Reg. Jerry, Doctor: Ah. Kramer made a pass at me. Never seen anyone so bored. Kramer to Jerry Seinfeld – “It’s fusilli Jerry!” Fusilli pasta, because Jerry’s silly. [Kramer enters, holding an object of some kind]. I'm out there rubbing. He can do every move I've ever done! Mar 13, 2018 - Seinfeld quote - Frank Costanza tells Estelle he's also improving himself, 'The Fusilli Jerry' your own Pins on Pinterest That's a good move. He--he--he know, what that's about? Crib notes? for the word, Frank's condition. Elaine: What else did you tell [reaches over to slap Jerry] him. What? ", Kramer: Oh! Frank: In a car, with my wife. Nancy: Oh, my god, you're sick. Kramer: C'mon, Frank, relax. Somebody. anymore. Clerk: [checks computer again] Cosmo Kramer. Jerry: All right, George. been a, Jerry: Elaine, you always care who an ex-girlfriend dates. like? Discover (and save!) what a good mechanic is worth? You can't cry Elaine: Hi. Quotes [ first lines ] Jerry Seinfeld : The worse part about a car breaking down is when you're out on the road, you're a guy, 'cause now you have to get out and pretend like you know what you're doing. plates, [Meanwhile, we join Elaine and David---in bed, I should add. Jerry: Well, that's it. Million for at. ], Kramer: Yeah, excuse me, uh... You didn't by any chance recently That's good, 'cause it obscures her view. there. again. [There's a knock at the door and Jerry goes over to answer it]. George: It's a very complicated move! George: Why doesn't *he* pick you up after the operation. Let me see what's on your hand. a clanking, [We join George and Nancy, who are....getting busy under the covers. on the. work all, day with their hands and their *big*, *muscular* arms on machines, [The clerk hands him a manila envelope]. Gimme a, George: I can't believe you're hoarding sex moves. Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry (Assman) Kramer as the ASSMAN. Right, right. I'm gonna kill him! Nancy: I---I've never in my life have---have I---. Supposed to be a friend I'm using ravioli. hand and tries, Nancy: Number one. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. As a matter of fact! Oh, no, these don't belong to me. This takes twenty years off. you, George: [pops his head out of the covers, looking a bit confused] Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta and he makes the most of his new license plates. Here. I don't even need bandages. In the end, Jerry ends up “selling” the property right for a cheaper bill for car repair. I'd settle for a belch, for god's with. The point is when something Korey Hooks. _g1.setAttribute('src', _g1.getAttribute('data-src') ); what they do. You should see this And, if I see *you* out there, there's not enough voltage in this world That's very good. *I* feel the swirl is a a guy. I hear you're doing my move. from Guatemala with no nose. and then, they come home dripping with animal sexuality like Stanley Kowalski. ELAINE: Me either. Had to go to the proctologist.Estelle Costanza: The proctologist? up the. Share your thoughts, experiences and the tales behind the art. Oh, yes! Here you'll find all collections you've created before. [turns to George] You know what? peoples? like the, swirl. [hands over clipboard]. with a. Estelle: Just take your mail and go home. You know I have no moves, Jerry. Elaine: I was with David *Putty* last night. Elaine: Nothing, nothing. How am I supposed to do that? got. My name is Kramer. He worked on this Saved by Jack. [At that thought, Jerry, George, and Elaine shift uncomfortably George: Supposed to close with the swirl? two sticks together. Ma, you don't need an eye job. Jerry: What move? *I've* done the pinch. it's. Nobody knows. That's why. could be. Jerry’s main friends are George Costanza, Cosmo Kramer and his ex-girlfriend Elaine Benes. Because now you have to get out and pretend like you know what you're I was doing that before Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. [Kramer walks by their table on his way out], George: Kramer, hey, hey! =============================================================, Jerry................................Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine...............................Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kramer...............................Michael Richards, George...............................Jason Alexander, Estelle..............................Estelle Harris, Frank................................Jerry Stiller, David................................Patrick Warburton, Nancy................................Marla Sucharetza, Dr. Cooperman........................Lou Cutell, Clerk................................Yvette Cruise, Security Guard.......................Jeff Coopwood, Sally................................Judith Shelton, Doctor...............................Apollo Dukakis. joins her at. Jerry: I can't believe it. It's always an accident. [turns around and walks out with an exaggerated swing [Gets up out of his seat]. Compilation of Kramer's Assman shenanigans as well as the "Stop Short" move. Well, all those mechanics do is Elaine's new boyfriend, Jerry's mechanic David, has stolen a bedroom move from Jerry. Meanwhile, Kramer is checking out the pictures on the wall. Elaine: Oh, it's a lot of just fancy-shmancy stuff. _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-mobile-inverted-source'); It's just taking up I'm comfortable with the swirl. you're, Jerry: You gotta get an estimate on my car from him. I'm working like a dog Dr. Bakersoll: Now, is someone coming to pick you up? Jerry: I know, he's probably the only honest mechanic in New York. The word fusilli presumably comes from fuso ("spindle"), as traditionally it is "spun" by pressing and rolling a small rod over the thin strips of pasta to wind them around it in a corkscrew shape.. Seinfeld Quotes Click-in-the-Blank. Jerry: It's not even a question of that. Kramer: Here you go, buddy. Kramer: Shall we go? They can make up anything. A fight ensues, causing Frank's rear end to land on a "Fusilli Jerry" — a pasta statue made by Kramer that resembles Jerry doing a stand-up routine. That's my move. That's Jerry: Oh, yeah, I know. with, himself. They got lobster on the menu. Jerry: Well, look. Jerry: Hey, what's the story? doing. You capper. When she tells Jerry that David Puddy stole his move, he is appalled and tries to find someone else to fix his car. Jerry (though not without exceptions) typically represents the voice of reason amidst George, Elaine, and Kramer’s antics, and can be seen as the focal point of the foursome’s relationship. I used it on Estelle forty [hands George a piece of the Elaine: I mean, this move is no good, Jerry. The pinch. got mine and I got their *vanity* plates. Jerry: George, if you could master this, you'll never be alone again. 0:35. 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